Tag: jokes
member name: Roxy K.
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January 01, 2007 11:51 PM EST --
As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my
name is Heather . . .
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January 02, 2007 12:17 AM EST --
The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had
covertly funded a multi-state project with auto makers where black box voice recorders were installed in four-wheel drive pickup trucks . . .
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January 02, 2007 02:30 PM EST --
One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river, her thimble fell into the river.
When she cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "My dear child, why are you crying?"The . . .
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March 11, 2007 03:18 AM EDT --
One day, at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike
in line behind him, "My
elbow hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see a
doctor."
"Listen, you don't . . .
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March 27, 2007 05:29 AM EDT --
Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D.
- Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.
This is how it manifests:
I decide to water my garden.
As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over . . .
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December 24, 2006 03:31 AM EST --
One day God was looking down at earth and saw all of the inappropriate
behavior that was going on.
So he called one of his angels and sent the angel to earth for a
time.
When he returned, he told God, . . .
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January 02, 2007 12:02 AM EST --
A newly discovered chapter in the Book of Genesis has provided the answer to 'Where do pets come from?'
Adam said, 'Lord, when I was in the garden, you walked with me every day. Now I do not . . .
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November 09, 2006 12:52 AM EST --
According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both
male and female reindeers grow antlers in the summer each year, male
reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late . . .
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January 08, 2007 11:44 PM EST --
There once was a woman who woke up one morning,
looked in the mirror,
and noticed she had only three hairs on her head.
Well," she said, "I think I'll braid my hair today"
So she did . . .
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December 09, 2006 10:38 PM EST --
A senior citizen of Minnesota was overheard saying... "When the end
of the world comes, I hope to be in Duluth." When asked why, he
replied he'd rather be in Duluth because everything happens . . .
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December 15, 2006 05:58 AM EST --
If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you live in Minnesota.
If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you live in Minnesota.
If you've . . .
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December 09, 2006 10:18 PM EST --
A shepherd was herding his flock in a remote pasture when suddenly a
brand-new BMW drives up in a cloud of dust. The driver, a young man
in an Armani suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL . . .
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December 09, 2006 10:55 PM EST --
A man, returning home a day early from a business trip, got into a taxi at the airport. It was after midnight. While en route to his home, he asked the cabby if he would be a witness. . . .
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December 09, 2006 10:42 PM EST --
A man in Blaine, had a flat tire, pulled off on
the side of the road, and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in
front of the car and one behind it. Then he got back in the car to
wait.
A passerby studied . . .
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May 07, 2007 01:29 AM EDT --
Subject: FW: 911 Calls
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> This is funny!
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> Believe it or not,
> These are REAL 911 Calls!
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> Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
> Caller: I heard what sounded like . . .
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April 09, 2007 04:06 PM EDT --
Dick Cheney and George W. Bush were having breakfast at the White
House.
The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would like,and he replies, ..."I'd like a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit..." . . .
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March 04, 2007 02:04 AM EST --
What's blond, famous and smells bad? Anna Nicole!
What's the worst thing about having sex with Anna Nicole Smith?
Getting embalming fluid in your urethra!
Why did Britney Spears shave her . . .
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